The 2026-03-31 Intel
TL;DR * Oracle's Blood Price -- 30,000 jobs cut, $156B AI infrastructure paid. Dawn emails, no notice. * Mythos Unleashed -- Anthropic's leaked cyber model still crushes security markets. BUG ETF at 2023 lows. * Rebellions Rises -- Samsung-backed S. Korean chip play, $400M raise, $2.3B